That sad, tragic story of a minority family in the Poor House, er, White House

Poor Michelle. She had to pay zero dollars for her home, for her car, for her plane, for her utilities, for her gas, for her insurance, for her maids, for her groundskeepers, for her chefs, for her decorators….but she says she DID have to pay for her food, and for her girls to ride on her private jet with her.  She’s just like one of us, right?